The Daily Hilario: Or just catch the ball

BYE FELICIA:

Sunderland's victory against Everton on Wednesday confirmed relegation for Newcastle and Norwich pic.twitter.com/Kemo06R7Se

— Premier League (@premierleague) May 12, 2016

I DON'T THINK YOU APPLY YOURSELF COLBSY:

He really went balls to the wall on this statement! pic.twitter.com/lpmzGCzCku

— James Corden (@JKCorden) May 11, 2016

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
11.30:  U21 Premier League, 12th vs. 5th:  Leicester City U21 vs. CHELSEA U21
19.45:  League Two, promotion playoff, s/final 1st leg:  Portsmouth vs. Plymouth Argyle
23.30:  Copa Libertadores, q/final, 1st leg:  Club Nacional vs. Boca Juniors
01.00 (next day):  Liga MX, q/final, 1st leg:  Santos Laguna vs. Pachuca
01.45 (next day):  Copa Libertadores, q/final, 1st leg:  Rosario Central vs. Atlético Nacional
03.00 (next day):  Liga MX, q/final, 1st leg:  Guadalajara vs. Club América