The Daily Hilario: Race for fourth

LESSER OF TWO EVILS?

Quite a dilemma tonight.  That said, a Manchester United win would move them into fourth, probably keeping LVG in the job (instead of Mourinho) and also dropping Manchester City (and Guardiola) into the Europa League.  Which would be hilarious.

SMELL YA LATER:

BREAKING: Platini to resign as @UEFA President #SSNHQ

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ACH, ZE GERMANS:

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.00:  Guus Hiddink press conference (LIVE)
19.45:  Premier League, 7th vs. 5th:  West Ham United vs. Manchester United