The Daily Hilario: The death of The Internet

SAY IT AIN'T SO:

We will lowercase internet effective June 1, when the 2016 Stylebook launches. #ACES2016 pic.twitter.com/vv53323GL6

— AP Stylebook (@APStylebook) April 2, 2016

My whole world is collapsing.  I took rather disproportionate pleasure in spelling it as 'Internet' or 'The Internet'.  Using just 'internet' seems ... boring and unspecial.  Boo.

HERE'S A NAME I HAVEN'T HEARD IN  A WHILE:

Brek!

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