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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

WaFFLe:
8th vs. 10th:  BT Blues vs. DP's All-Stars
2nd vs. 4th:  Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United vs. Langers Athletic
6th vs. 11th:  Falcao Punch vs. Hawkeye FC
12th vs. 3rd:  Pickled's Foos vs. What A Load of Ballacks
7th vs. 5th:  Taco Bellerin vs. EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS
9th vs. 1st:  Thousand Upper Volta vs. dareNevils

THIS IS MY NEXT:

Favorite song ever of the day, weekend. They started playing this on 94.7 here in Sacto.  Apparently it was used over the end credits of the movie Burnt.  The acoustic, one-man versions are really good too.  He needs more views/listens.

ENGLAND (all times BST):
12.30:  Championship, 5th vs. 6th:  Derby County vs. Sheffield Wednesday
12.45:  Premier League, 4th vs. 9th:  Manchester City vs Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 10th:  AFC Bournemouth vs. CHELSEA
15.00:  Premier League, 7th vs. 19th:  Liverpool vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 8th:  Aston Villa vs. Southampton
17.00:  FA Cup, semifinal:  Everton vs. Manchester United

JAMES BOND & MAD MAX, BAD BOYS FOR LIFE:

I recently re-watched this movie and was reminded just how much I liked it. "Dragan, do you know where I live?"

Back in 2005, I first went to see this movie at the San Francisco International Film Festival.  I was sold by Guy Ritchie's name even though it was his producer on Lock, Stock... and Snatch, Matthew Vaughn who ended up directing this one.  It was his breakout vehicle.  Same goes for Daniel Craig who was named the new Bond based largely on this performance.  Plus, watch for early-career Tom Hardy, Ben Whishaw, and soon-to-be IT girl at the time, Sienna Miller (who, as it turned out, could even act when she played Edie Segdwick in the otherwise bad movie "Factory Girl").

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 15th vs. 2nd:  Stuttgart vs. BVB
14.30:  Bundesliga, 4th vs. 1st:  Hertha Berlin vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 16th vs. 3rd:  Rayo Vallecano vs. Real Madrid
17.15:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 10th:  Atlético Madrid vs. Málaga
17.30:  Bundesliga, 7th vs. 3rd:  Schalke 04 vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.30:  La Liga, 1st vs. 18th:  Barcelona vs. Sporting Gijón
19.45:  Serie A, 4th vs. 14th:  Internazionale vs. Udinese
19.45:  Coupe de la Ligue, final:  PSG vs. Lille
21.00:  MLS, 1st(E) vs. 4th(E):  Montreal Impact vs. Toronto FC
21.00:  MLS, 2nd(E) vs. 6th(E):  Philadelphia Union vs. NYCFC
02.00 (next day):  MLS, 3rd(W) vs. 8th(W):  Colorado Rapids vs. Seattle Sounders
02.06 (next day):  Liga MX, 3rd vs. 7th:  Pachuca vs. Guadalajara

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