The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 31

WaFFLe:
8th vs. 7th:  BT Blues vs. Taco Bellerin
1st vs. 2nd:  dareNevils vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
11th vs. 9th:  Hawkeye FC vs. DP's All-Stars
4th vs. 6th:  Langers Athletic vs. Falcao Punch
12th vs. 5th:  Pickled's Foos vs. EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS
10th vs. 3rd:  Thousand Upper Volta vs. What A Load of Ballacks

HOPE IT'S BETTER THAN "GOAL!":

Directed by the dudes who did the excellent "Two Escobars" 30-for-30 documentary.

ENGLAND:
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 2nd phase, 3rd vs. 4th: CHELSEA U18 vs. Reading U18
12.30:  Championship:  3rd vs. 1st:  Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Burnley
12.45:  Premier League, 20th vs. 10th:  Aston Villa vs. CHELSEA
15.00:  Premier League, 5th vs. 16th:  West Ham United vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 4th:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 19th:  Norwich City vs. Newcastle United
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 15th:  Stoke City vs. Swansea City
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 14th:  Arsenal vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 11th:  Sunderland vs. West Bromwich Albion
17.30:  Premier League, 9th vs. 2nd:  Liverpool vs. Tottenham Hotspur

YEASTMODE:

Four points for the #BreadMan tonight.#YeastMode: Activated. pic.twitter.com/Xivjwam0JI

— Chicago Blackhawks (@NHLBlackhawks) April 2, 2016

ELSEWHERE:
12.30:  Scottish Premier League, 1st vs. 3rd:  Celtic vs. Hearts
14.30:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 17th:  Bayern Munich vs. Eintracht Frankfurt
15.00:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 13th:  Atlético Madrid vs. Real Betis
16.00:  Ligue 1, 1st vs. 3rd:  PSG vs. Nice
17.20:  Super Liga, 6th vs. 2nd:  DAC vs. Slovan
17.30:  Bundesliga, 2nd vs. 14th:  BVB vs. Werder Bremen
19.30:  La Liga, 1st vs. 3rd:  Barcelona vs. Real Madrid
19.45:  Serie A, 1st vs. 11th:  Juventus vs. Empoli
01.00 (next day):  MLS, 9th(W) vs. 6th(E):  Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC
03.00 (next day):  MLS, 4th(W) vs. 3rd(W):  Vancouver Whitecaps vs. LA Galaxy
03.00 (next day):  MLS, 10th(W) vs. 1st(E):  Seattle Sounders vs. Montreal Impact
03.06 (next day):  Liga MX, 4th vs. 1st:  León vs. Monterrey
03.30 (next day):  USL, 6th(W) vs. 8th(W):  SRFC vs. Arizona United