The Daily Hilario: Constanfieldinople

FOOTBALL, BLOODY HELL:

I mean, as much as I'm mad at BVB for allowing Liverpool to come back and win this game, the neutral in me enjoyed this game so much, I'm almost not even bothered.  Plus, it's not like Sevilla aren't winning this again, like every Europa League forever and forever and forever and ever and a day.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
10.30:  UEFA Champions League semifinals draw
12.00:  UEFA Youth League, semifinal:  CHELSEA U19 vs. Anderlecht U19
13.15:  Guus Hiddink press conference (LIVE)
19.30:  Bundesliga, 18th vs. 5th:  Hannover 96 vs. Gladbach
19.30:  Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 4th:  Olympique Lyonnais vs. Nice
19.45:  Championship, 4th vs. 12th:  Hull City vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers
19.45:  Championship, 3rd vs. 17th:  Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Fulham
00.00 (next day):  MLS, 8th(E) vs. 6th(W):  Houston Dynamo vs. LA Galaxy
01.30 (next day):  Liga MX, 14th vs. 2nd:  Querétaro vs. América