Hello. It's April Fools' Day. Don't be one of those people.
18 months from now. LOL. By then we'll have jetpacks.
Meh. Needs more Chris Harris and the BMW ex-Nurbugring Taxi driver whose name I forget at the moment. Sabine something?
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
11.00: Guus Hiddink press conference (LIVE)
19.30: La Liga, 16th vs. 18th: Rayo Vallecano vs. Getafe
19.30: Bundesliga, 6th vs. 8th: Bayer Leverkusen vs. Wolfsburg
19.30: Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 14th: AS Monaco vs. Bordeaux
19.45: Conference, 1st vs. 3rd: Cheltenham Town vs. Grimsby Town
19.45: Championship, 11th vs. 3rd: QPR vs. Middlesbrough
00.00 (next day): MLS, 7th(E) vs. 6th(E): New England vs. New York RB
02.25 (next day): Exhibition: Leyendas México vs. FC Barcelona Legends
03.30 (next day): Liga MX, 14th vs. 6th: Toluca vs. Santos Laguna