The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 29

WaFFLe:
8th vs. 12th:  BT Blues vs. Pickled's Foos
11th vs. 10th:  BT Score vs. Hawkeye FC
7th vs. 9th:  EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS vs. DP's All-Stars
5th vs. 6th:  Falcao Punch vs. Taco Bellerin
4th vs. 1st:  Langers Athletic vs. dareNevils
3rd vs. 2nd:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United

ABOUT TIME:

#BREAKING UEFA to introduce goal-line technology for Champions League final

— AFP news agency (@AFP) March 4, 2016

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 2nd phase, Group 1:  Manchester City U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Championship, 2nd vs. 16th:  Burnley vs. Blackburn Rovers
12.45:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 3rd:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Arsenal
15.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 20th:  Manchester City vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 15th:  Newcastle United vs. AFC Bournemouth
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 18th:  Swansea City vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 7th:  CHELSEA vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 17th:  Southampton vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 6th:  Everton vs. West Ham United
17.30:  Premier League, 12th vs. 1st:  Watford vs. Leicester City

FOUR:

BREAKING: @Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says goalkeeper @PetrCech out for up to four weeks with calf injury. #SSNHQ

— Sky Sports News HQ (@SkySportsNewsHQ) March 4, 2016

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 8th vs. 4th:  Wolfsburg vs. Gladbach
14.30:  Bundesliga, 13th vs. 7th:  Augsburg vs. Bayer Leverkusen
15.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 6th:  Real Madrid vs. Celta de Vigo
16.00:  Ligue 1, 1st vs. 14th:  PSG vs. Montpellier
17.30:  Bundesliga, 2nd vs. 1st:  BVB vs. Bayern Munich
19.45:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 10th:  Napoli vs. Chievo
20.45:  Primeira Liga, 1st vs. 2nd:  Sporting Lisbon vs. Benfica
01.00 (next day):  Liga MX, 1st vs. 4th:  Monterrey vs. Tigres UANL