The Daily Hilario: Surely, hat-trick

FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS:

Schürrle just quadrupled his Bundesliga goals tally for the season.

DAVILA GOAL VS. LA GALAXY:

Goal SLA No.17 Ulises DÁVILA | @LAGalaxy @ClubSantosEn @ClubSantos @scotiabankfc #SCCL https://t.co/Fx2OAMHFG4

— CONCACAF (@CONCACAF) March 2, 2016

LOL:

#AVFC just won a corner.

It was their first in THREE games.

It went straight out for a goal-kick.#AVFC 0-2 #EFC pic.twitter.com/ghDnIC0Cgq

— BBC 5 live Sport (@5liveSport) March 1, 2016

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.00:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 5th:  Bayern Munich vs. Mainz 05
19.00:  Bundesliga, 6th vs. 16th:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. Werder Bremen
19.00:  Bundesliga, 4th vs. 12th:  Gladbach vs. Stuttgart
19.00:  Bundesliga, 14th vs. 2nd:  Darmstadt 98 vs. BVB
19.45:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 16th:  Arsenal vs. Swansea City
19.45:  Premier League, 6th vs. 2nd:  West Ham United vs. Tottenham Hotspur
19.45:  Premier League, 9th vs. 19th:  Stoke City vs. Newcastle United
19.45:  Premier League, 11th vs. 4th:  Liverpool vs. Manchester City
19.45:  Premier League, 5th vs. 12th:  Manchester United vs. Watford
19.45:  Coppa Italia, semifinal, 2nd leg:  Internazionale vs. Juventus (0-3 agg.)
20.00:  La Liga, 20th vs. 3rd:  Levante vs. Real Madrid
20.05:  Coupe de France, quarterfinal:  ASSE vs. PSG
01.00 (next day):  CONCACAF Champs League, q/f, 2nd leg:  América vs. Seattle Sounders (2-2 agg.)
03.00 (next day):  CONCACAF Champs League, q/f, 2nd leg:  Real Salt Lake vs. Tigres UANL (0-2 agg.)