Chelsea vs. Manchester United, Premier League: Half-time Report

Who would have looked at the lineups produced by Guus Hiddink and Louis van Gaal and thought the first half would have been terrible, boring football? Anyone? If you were in the minority that didn't see these two squads full defensive wonders producing eye-popping football, feel free to pat yourself on the back.

To be fair, the match has become a bit more entertaining as it has worn on, though most of that excitement has come from corner kicks, as opposed to anything happening from open play. That said, there have been a lot of corner kicks, so a goal at some point almost feels inevitable, though which side is more likely to score that goal is certainly up for debate.

Anyway, to wake you back up before the second half, here are some cats being jerks. Enjoy, and cross your fingers that the second half starts with Chelsea on the front foot, and turns into three points.