The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 25

WaFFLe:
7th vs. 2nd:  BT Blues vs. What A Load of Ballacks
3rd vs. 11th:  Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United vs. Turd Sandwich
1st vs. 10th:  dareNevils vs. Hawkeye FC
9th vs. 4th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Langers Athletic
8th vs. 6th:  EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS vs. Falcao Punch
5th vs. 12th:  Taco Bellerin vs. Pickled's Foos

COOL:

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
12.45:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 1st:  Manchester City vs. Leicester City
13.00:  U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 3rd(S):  CHELSEA U18 vs. Fulham U18
15.00:  Championship, 19th vs. 5th:  Fulham vs. Derby County
15.00:  Championship, 4th vs. 1st:  Burnley vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 12th:  Swansea City vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League, 10th vs. 11th:  Stoke City vs. Everton
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 17th:  Aston Villa vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 19th:  Liverpool vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 9th:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 14th:  Newcastle United vs. West Bromwich Albion
17.30:  Premier League, 7th vs. 6th:  Southampton vs. West Ham United

GLADBACH & A.C. GO HAM (Sorry, Papy):

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 6th vs. 7th:  Schalke 04 vs. Wolfsburg
14.30:  Bundesliga, 3rd vs. 2nd:  Hertha Berlin vs. BVB
15.00:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 8th:  Atlético Madrid vs. Eibar
16.00:  Ligue 1, 4th vs. 10th:  Angers vs. Olympique Lyonnais
17.30:  Bundesliga, 5th vs. 1st:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. Bayern Munich
18.45:  Eredivisie, 8th vs. 6th:  AZ vs. Vitesse
19.45:  Serie A, 16th vs. 9th:  Genoa vs. Lazio
02.06 (next day):  Liga MX, 3rd vs. 10th:  León vs. Morelia