The Daily Hilario: FIFA elections

FIFA IDOL:

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Elections are set to begin at 12pm GMT.  No one knows when the white smoke will rise.

THAT FEELING OF PERFECT CONTACT:

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
13.15:  Guus Hiddink press conference (LIVE)
19.05:  FA Youth Cup, quarterfinal:  CHELSEA U18 vs. Reading U18
19.30:  La Liga, 7th vs. 18th:  Eibar vs. Las Palmas
19.30:  Bundesliga, 9th vs. 3rd:  1.FC Köln vs. Hertha Berlin
19.30:  Ligue 1, 3rd vs. 14th:  Nice vs. Bastia
19.45:  Championship, 1st vs. 6th:  Hull City vs. Sheffield Wednesday