The Daily Hilario: Matchday 24

WaFFLe:
7th vs. 8th:  BT Blues vs. EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS
3rd vs. 5th:  Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United vs. Falcao Punch
1st vs. 11th:  dareNevils vs. Turd Sandwich
9th vs. 2nd:  DP's All-Stars vs. What A Load of Ballacks
10th vs. 12th:  Hawkeye FC vs. Pickled's Foos
6th vs. 4th:  Taco Bellerin vs. Langers Athletic

ARCHER, P.I.

Amazing.

Memories come flooding back.  For comparison, straight outta the '80s:

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
15.30:  Guus Hiddink press conference (LIVE)
18.00:  Ligue 1, 2nd vs.13th:  AS Monaco vs. Bastia
19.45:  Serie A, 7th vs. 5th:  Sassuolo vs. AS Roma
19.45:  Premier League, 6th vs. 20th:  West Ham United vs. Aston Villa
19.45:  Premier League, 1st vs. 7th:  Leicester City vs. Liverpool
19.45:  Premier League, 19th vs. 2nd:  Sunderland vs. Manchester City
19.45:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 8th:  Arsenal vs. Southampton
19.45:  Premier League, 17th vs. 4th:  Norwich City vs. Tottenham Hotspur
20.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 16th:  Crystal Palace vs. AFC Bournemouth
20.00:  Premier League, 5th vs. 9th:  Manchester United vs. Stoke City
20.00:  Premier League, 14th vs. 15th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Swansea City
20.00:  Ligue 1, 17th vs. 10th:  Montpellier vs. Olympique Marseille