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The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 26

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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WaFFLe:
7th vs. 6th:  BT Blues vs. Falcao Punch
3rd vs. 10th:  Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United vs. Hawkeye FC
9th vs. 12th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Pickled's Foos
8th vs. 11th:  EMENALO AND THE SNAKE CHARMERS vs. Turd Sandwich
4th vs. 1st:  Taco Bellerin vs. dareNevils
2nd vs. 5th:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. Langers Athletic

DEATH CAB FOR YEEZY:
If you acted fast earlier on Friday, you got to experience a six-track mashup EP between Death Cab for Cutie & Kanye West.  It's really, really good, but, sadly, copyright holders don't like it when you're having too much fun.

So instead, here's still my favorite mashup of all time (though the Grey Album is fantastic as well, with perhaps the What More Can I Say / While My Guitar Gentle Weeps track the top choice).

ENGLAND (all times GMT):
10.45:  U18 Premier League, 1st(S) vs. 6th(S):  CHELSEA U18 vs. Arsenal U18
12.30:  Championship, 13th vs. 19th:  QPR vs. Fulham
12.45:  Premier League, 19th vs. 5th:  Sunderland vs. Manchester United
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 7th:  Swansea City vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 11th:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 12th vs. 10th:  Crystal Palace vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League, 8th vs. 14th:  Everton vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 6th:  Norwich City vs. West Ham United
17.30:  Premier League, 13th vs. 17th:  CHELSEA vs. Newcastle United

COCAINE'S A HELLUVA DRUG:

ELSEWHERE (all times GMT):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 2nd vs. 18th:  BVB vs. Hannover 96
14.30:  Bundesliga, 11th vs. 6th:  Darmstadt 98 vs. Bayer Leverkusen
15.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 6th:  Real Madrid vs. Athletic Bilbao
16.00:  Ligue 1, 1st vs. 15th:  PSG vs. Lille
19.45:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 1st:  Juventus vs. Napoli
19.45:  Eredivisie, 9th vs. 11th:  Vitesse vs. Heerenveen