To borrow the phrase from Barney Ronay.
Hilarious. Divey Zaha gets booked for diving, the mascot mimes a dive in front of him after the final whistle, Zaha walks off without incident but his manager has a pop at Harry the Hornet anyway. G'wan Big Sam, GETIM!
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
12.30: Championship, 2nd vs. 20th: Brighton & Hove Albion vs. QPR
15.00: Championship, 8th vs. 11th: Derby County vs. Birmingham City
17.15: Premier League, 3rd vs. 12th: Liverpool vs. Stoke City
19.45: Conference National, 13th vs. 11th: Eastleigh vs. Boreham Wood