CUE THE BENNY HILL MUSIC:
BAD TO BADELJ BONE:
FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
10.30: Club World Cup, semifinal: Atlético Nacional vs. Kashima Antlers
19.00: KNVB Beker, Round of 16: Vitesse vs. Jodan Boys
19.45: Championship, 23rd vs. 2nd: Wigan Athletic vs. Newcastle United
19.45: Premier League, 16th vs. 3rd: Middlesbrough vs. Liverpool
19.45: Premier League, 20th vs. 1st: Sunderland vs. CHELSEA
19.45: Premier League, 17th vs. 13th: West Ham United vs. Burnley
20.00: Premier League, 15th vs. 6th: Crystal Palace vs. Manchester United
20.00: Premier League, 10th vs. 18th: West Bromwich Albion vs. Swansea City
20.00: Premier League, 4th vs. 9th: Manchester City vs. Watford
20.00: Premier League, 12th vs. 11th: Stoke City vs. Southampton
20.00: Premier League, 5th vs. 19th: Tottenham Hotspur vs. Hull City
20.00: Coupe de la Ligue, Round of 16: PSG vs. Lille