MOST BEARABLE THING CORDEN'S EVER DONE:
Besides maybe his appearances on Doctor Who.
MIDWEEK PICK ME UP:
Gym time! Feels to be more or less injury-free, knock on creaky joints, for the first time in like half a year.
(They also played the Albatraoz song at one point on the official CalFit playlist, which I thought was hilarious.)
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.00: Women's Champions League: CHELSEA vs. Wolfsburg