The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 20 cont'd

RECORDS:

188 - Wayne Rooney is now the outright second top goalscorer in Premier League history (188 goals), behind Alan Shearer (260). Wait.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) January 2, 2016

EVERY FRAME A PAINTING:

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
13.15:  Coupe de France, Round of 64:  Wasquehal vs. PSG
13.30:  Premier League, 7th vs. 16th:  Crystal Palace vs. CHELSEA
16.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 4th:  Everton vs. Tottenham Hotspur
19.30:  La Liga, 11th vs. 3rd:  Valencia vs. Real Madrid