The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 7

WaFFLe:
1st vs. 11th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Pickled's Foos
9th vs. 6th:  Falcao Punch vs. dareNevils
7th vs. 5th:  Langers Athletic vs. BT Blues
2nd vs. 4th:  Taco Bellerin vs. Hawkeye FC
10th vs. 12th:  Turd Sandwich vs. THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE
3rd vs. 8th:  What A Load of Ballacks vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United

OH YES:

ICYMI: Netflix officially orders up a dozen new episodes of Black Mirror http://t.co/yFoyw0OGuD pic.twitter.com/93gFQTGRyu

— The AV Club (@TheAVClub) September 26, 2015

Can't wait for the non-binge!

ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 3rd(S) vs. 9th(S):  CHELSEA U18 vs. Brighton & Hove Albion U18
12.30:  Championship, 20th vs. 13th:  MK Dons vs. Derby County
12.45:  Premier League, 9th vs. 1st:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Championship, 17th vs. 15th:  Brentford vs. Sheffield Wednesday
15.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 5th:  Leicester City vs. Arsenal
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 17th:  Liverpool vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League, 18th vs. 14th:  Stoke City vs. AFC Bournemouth
15.00:  Premier League, 3rd vs. 11th:  West Ham United vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 20th:  Manchester United vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 7th:  Southampton vs. Swansea City
17.30:  Premier League, 19th vs. 15th:  Newcastle United vs. CHELSEA

LOL:

CONFIRMED: FIFA decides 2022 World Cup in Qatar will start November 21 & to be played in just 28 days. Final on Dec 18, Qatar National Day

— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) September 25, 2015

Yeah, I wouldn't put these into the calendar just yet...

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 9th vs. 1st:  Mainz 05 vs. Bayern Munich
15.00:  La Liga, 5th vs. 12th:  Barcelona vs. Las Palmas
16.30:  Ligue 1, 17th vs. 1st:  Nantes vs. PSG
17.00:  Serie A, 9th vs. 19th:  Roma vs. Carpi
17.15:  La Liga, 1st vs. 19th:  Real Madrid vs. Málaga
17.30:  Bundesliga, 8th vs. 3rd:  HSV vs. Schalke 04
17.30:  Eredivisie, 11th vs. 7th:  Heerenveen vs. Vitesse
19.00:  Ligue 1, 16th vs. 5th:  Bordeaux vs. Olympique Lyonnais
19.30:  La Liga, 20th vs. 10th:  Sevilla vs. Rayo Vallecano
19.30:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 4th:  Villareal vs. Atlético Madrid
19.45:  Serie A, 12th vs. 13th:  Napoli vs. Juventus
19.45:  Eredivisie, 5th vs. 9th:  PSV vs. NEC
03.30 (next day):  USL, playoffs, quarterfinal:  SRFC vs. LA Galaxy II