The Daily Hilario: Coping

LOOONG WEEKEND:

The trouble with the Saturday early kickoff, is, well that it's early.  And Saturday.  So early.  So much time left in the weekend.

Binge-watch episodes of Narcos, Rectify (season 1).  Distract with american football; NFL opening weekend today!  Go to the gym.  Play some soccer.  The latter is tough with massive fires burning all around.

Latest map of the #ButteFire in Amador & Calaveras counties. View on our Google Fire Map. https://t.co/zfjuvoZxAC pic.twitter.com/5wvskdE77j

— CAL FIRE PIO Berlant (@CALFIRE_PIO) September 12, 2015

WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES HAVING IT ROUGH:

He seriously looks like he's on his fourth tour in 'Nam pic.twitter.com/1ioPHvCEIb

— Keith Hickey (@usarsnl) September 13, 2015

NYCFC have yet to win a game when Frank plays (0-0-4).

SHOULD'VE COUNTED FOR FOUR:

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.00:  Championship:  Fulham vs. Blackburn Rovers
13.30:  Premier League:  Sunderland vs. Tottenham Hotspur
14.00:  Serie A:  Empoli vs. Napoli
14.00:  WSL Cup:  Birmingham City LFC vs. CHELSEA LFC
15.45:  Eredivisie:  Utrecht vs. Vitesse
16.00:  Premier League:  Leicester City vs. Aston Villa
16.30:  Bundesliga:  Schalke 04 vs. Mainz 05
19.15:  Primeira Liga:  Rio Ave vs. Sporting Lisbon
19.45:  Serie A:  Internazionale vs. AC Milan
20.00:  Ligue 1:  Olympique Marseille vs. Bastia
20.00:  Brasileirao:  Cruzeiro vs. Atlético Mineiro