The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 5

WaFFLe:
6th vs. 10th:  BT Blues vs. Pickled's Foos
9th vs. 1st:  Falcao Punch vs. DP's All-Stars
12th vs. 7th:  Haz Mat Suits vs. dareNevils
8th vs. 3rd:  Langers Athletic vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United
2nd vs. 5th:  Taco Bellerin vs. What A Load of Ballacks
11th vs. 4th:  THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE vs. Hawkeye FC

EARLY REVIEWS ARE PRETTY GREAT:

Did enjoy the book.

ENGLAND (all times BST):
12.00:  U18 Premier League, 2nd(S) vs. 3rd(S):  Leicester City U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Championship, 3rd vs. 16th:  Queens Park Rangers vs. Nottingham Forest
12.45:  Premier League, 9th vs. 13th:  Everton vs. CHELSEA
15.00:  Premier League, 6th vs. 18th:  Arsenal vs. Stoke City
15.00:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 1st:  Crystal Palace vs. Manchester City
15.00:  Premier League, 17th vs. 4th:  Watford vs. Swansea City
15.00:  Premier League, 15th vs. 10th:  West Bromwich Albion vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League, 14th vs. 11th:  Norwich City vs. AFC Bournemouth
17.30:  Premier League, 5th vs. 7th:  Manchester United vs. Liverpool

AT LEAST ROBERTO MARTINEZ KEEPS IT IN THE SHOWER:

Louis van Gaal. Priceless. #mufc pic.twitter.com/ya6xfah0Uw

— Kristof Terreur (@HLNinEngeland) September 11, 2015

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
12.00:  Russian Premier League, 1st vs. 3rd:  CSKA Moscow vs. Zenit St. Petersburg
14.30:  Bundesliga, 2nd vs. 15th:  Bayern Munich vs. Augsburg
14.30:  Bundesliga, 16th vs. 1st:  Hannover 96 vs. BVB
15.00:  La Liga:  Espanyol vs. Real Madrid
16.00:  Ligue 1, 5th vs. 12th:  Olympique Lyonnais vs. Lille
19.30:  La Liga:  Atlético Madrid vs. Barcelona
03.30 (next day):  MLS, 2nd(W) vs. 6th(E):  LA Galaxy vs. Montreal Impact