The Daily Hilario: TRANSFERAPALOOZA 2015

TDD:

18 hours after most of the rest, the English transfer window SLAMS shut today as well.  WE BE SLAMMIN' MAN.  That's in 10 hours, from NOW.  Get your yellow ties out.

Of course, today's bound to be even less exciting that last year's transfer deadline day, when ... nothing happened.  So about the same, I suppose.

Pray for Pogba.

MY FAVORITE TWEET FROM YESTERDAY:

EXCLUSIVE: De Gea transfer saga in pictures. pic.twitter.com/n3Xthmkrte

— Dan Colasimone (@DanColasimone) August 31, 2015

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FOOTBALL (all times BST):
03.30 (next day):  World Cup Qualifying:  Tonga vs. American Samoa (watch this, if you haven't)