The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 1

WaFFLes:
Good luck in week 1, gents.  Hopefully the road forward is a bit smoother than the drafts have been.  Come on, Togga!

ENGLAND:
11.00:  U18 Premier League:  Norwich City U18 vs. CHELSEA U18
12.30:  Championship:  Leeds United vs. Burnley
12.45:  Premier League:  Manchester United vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Premier League:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League:  Everton vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League:  Leicester City vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League:  Norwich City vs. Crystal Palace
17.30:  Premier League:  CHELSEA vs. Swansea City

HERE WE GO:

ELSEWHERE:
13.00:  Supercoppa Italiana:  Juventus vs. Lazio
14.30:  DFB-Pokal:  Stuttgarter Kickers vs. Wolfsburg
19.00:  Jupiler League:  Sint-Truiden vs. KV Oostende
20.00:  Ligue 1:  Nice vs. AS Monaco
20.00:  LFP World Challenge:  Internazionale vs. Athletic Bilbao
20.30:  Friendly:  Valencia vs. AS Roma
20.30:  Friendly:  FC Porto vs. Napoli
22.30:  Brasileirao, 16th vs. 3rd:  Avaí vs. Fluminense