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The Daily Hilario: John Terry steals a truck, Messi chokes a dude, and other news

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WHAAAA?

john terry steals nascar

Dammit, JT.

john milton terry
Oh.  LOL.  Good job, NewsNow.

WHOA THERE, LEO:

IN OTHER NEWS:

28% to our goal | JustGiving
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River Plate win Copa Libertadores | SB Nation
Third continental title for River, first since 1996 when Hernan Crespo's brace brought them the win in the final.

The Bat Doctor is in | SB Nation Longform
Fascinating piece on softball bat doctoring (i.e. cheating).

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03.00 (next day):  CONCACAF Champions League:  LA Galaxy vs. Central FC