Oh. LOL. Good job, NewsNow.
WHOA THERE, LEO:
IN OTHER NEWS:
28% to our goal | JustGiving
As part of our massive season preview, we're raising money for Chelsea FC Foundation. We're only a quarter way to our goal, so help us, would ya?
River Plate win Copa Libertadores | SB Nation
Third continental title for River, first since 1996 when Hernan Crespo's brace brought them the win in the final.
The Bat Doctor is in | SB Nation Longform
Fascinating piece on softball bat doctoring (i.e. cheating).
FILM SCHOOL: WHY CG SUCKS (except it doesn't)
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.00: Europa League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg: Vitesse vs. Southampton (0-3 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg: ASSE vs. Targu Mures (3-0 agg.)
19.00: Europa League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg: Astra Ploiesti vs. West Ham United (2-2 agg.)
19.30: Europa League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg: BVB vs. RZ Pellets WAC (1-0 agg.)
03.00 (next day): CONCACAF Champions League: LA Galaxy vs. Central FC