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IL FARAONE!

DEADPOOL (NSFW):

Erlich Bachman!!!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.15:  Audi Cup, 3rd place:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. AC Milan
17.30:  Champions League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg:  Qarabag vs. Celtic (0-1 agg.)
17.45:  Champions League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg:  Sparta Praha vs. CSKA Moscow (2-2 agg.)
18.30:  Champions League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg:  BATE vs. Videoton (1-1 agg.)
19.30:  Champions League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg:  Partizan Belgrade vs. Steaua Bucharest (1-1 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg:  Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Fenerbahce (0-0 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, 3rd qual rd, 2nd leg:  Viktoria Plzen vs. Maccabi Tel Aviv (2-1 agg.)
19.45:  Audi Cup, final:  Real Madrid vs. Bayern Munich
20.00:  ICC:  CHELSEA vs. Fiorentina
21.00:  Joan Gamper Trophy:  Barcelona vs. Roma
02.00 (next day):  Copa Libertadores, final, 2nd leg:  River Plate vs. Tigres UANL (0-0 agg.)
03.00 (next day):  CONCACAF Champions League:  Vancouver Whitecaps vs. Seattle Sounders