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2015-16 Premier League Predictions, Part II: The Table

WAGNH's 2015/16 Season Preview

Not the Premier League table.
Not the Premier League table.
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You read the rewind. Now, it's time to get down to the real business at hand.

With a new season comes predictions - such a sentence rings as true as it did four years ago when I first wrote it (yes, I am that lazy). With predictions come embarrassment, or if you're, say, Jake, much adoration and acclaim. Stop being good at everything, Jake. #jealousy

Be forewarned: Most, if not all, of what you are about to read will be wildly inaccurate. Laughably so in some cases (hint: me). Even if last season's performance trended upward, I - indeed we all - expect severe regression to the mean. At the very least, though, you will be entertained; just think of the scrumptious Twitter artillery you'll have at your disposal toward the end of the season.

Of course, let us know how you think the league will unfold in the comments section. You're bound to do better than many of us.

Now, on to the tables.

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Stephen Fellipe Dávid Jake
1. Chelsea 1. Chelsea 1. Chelsea 1. Chelsea
2. Manchester United 2. Manchester United 2. Manchester City 2. Manchester City
3. Manchester City 3. Liverpool 3. Manchester United 3. Manchester United
4. Arsenal 4. Arsenal 4. Arsenal 4. Arsenal
5. Liverpool 5. Manchester City 5. Liverpool 5. Liverpool
6. Tottenham 6. West Ham 6. Crystal Palace 6. Tottenham
7. West Ham 7. Crystal Palace 7. Who Cares 7. Everton
8. Stoke City 8. Tottenham 8. Who Cares 8. Southampton
9. Everton 9. Stoke City 9. Who Cares 9. Swansea City
10. Newcastle 10. Swansea City 10. Who Cares 10. Newcastle
11. Southampton 11. Newcastle 11. Who Cares 11. Crystal Palace
12. Swansea City 12. Everton 12. Who Cares 12. West Ham
13. Crystal Palace 13. Southampton 13. Who Cares 13. Stoke City
14. Aston VIlla 14. Aston Villa 14. Who Cares 14. Aston Villa
15. Sunderland 15. Sunderland 15. Who Cares 15. Leicester City
16. West Bromwich 16. West Bromwich 16. Who Cares 16. Norwich City
17. Leicester City 17. Watford 17. Who Cares 17. Sunderland
18. Watford 18. Leicester City 18. Sunderland 18. West Bromwich
19. Bournemouth 19. Norwich City 19. Norwich City 19. Bournemouth
20. Norwich City 20. Bournemouth 20. Watford 20. Watford

Kevin Jack Devin
1. Chelsea 1. Chelsea 1. Chelesa
2. Arsenal 2. Manchester United 2. Arsenal
3. Manchester City 3. Arsenal 3. Manchester City
4. Machester United 4. Manchester City 4. Manchester United
5. Tottenham 5. Liverpool 5. Liverpool
6. Liverpool 6. Tottenham 6. Who Cares
7. West Ham 7. West Ham 7. See Peezy
8. Southampton 8. Everton 8. See Peezy
9. Swansea City 9. Crystal Palace 9. See Peezy
10. Crystal Palace 10. Swansea City 10. See Peezy
11. Stoke City 11. Newcastle 11. See Peezy
12. Aston Villa 12. Stoke City 12. See Peezy
13. Everton 13. Southampton 13. See Peezy
14. Newcastle 14. West Bromwich 14. See Peezy
15. West Bromwich 15. Aston Villa 15. See Peezy
16. Watford 16. Watford 16. See Peezy
17. Sunderland 17. Sunderland 17. See Peezy
18. Bournemouth 18. Bournemouth 18. Leicester City
19. Leicester City 19. Leicester City 19. Norwich City
20. Norwich City 20. Norwich City 20. West Bromwich


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2015-16 We Ain't Got No History Premier League Predictions Series

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