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You read the rewind. Now, it's time to get down to the real business at hand.
With a new season comes predictions - such a sentence rings as true as it did four years ago when I first wrote it (yes, I am that lazy). With predictions come embarrassment, or if you're, say, Jake, much adoration and acclaim. Stop being good at everything, Jake. #jealousy
Be forewarned: Most, if not all, of what you are about to read will be wildly inaccurate. Laughably so in some cases (hint: me). Even if last season's performance trended upward, I - indeed we all - expect severe regression to the mean. At the very least, though, you will be entertained; just think of the scrumptious Twitter artillery you'll have at your disposal toward the end of the season.
Of course, let us know how you think the league will unfold in the comments section. You're bound to do better than many of us.
Now, on to the tables.
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| Stephen | Fellipe | Dávid | Jake |
| 1. Chelsea | 1. Chelsea | 1. Chelsea | 1. Chelsea |
| 2. Manchester United | 2. Manchester United | 2. Manchester City | 2. Manchester City |
| 3. Manchester City | 3. Liverpool | 3. Manchester United | 3. Manchester United |
| 4. Arsenal | 4. Arsenal | 4. Arsenal | 4. Arsenal |
| 5. Liverpool | 5. Manchester City | 5. Liverpool | 5. Liverpool |
| 6. Tottenham | 6. West Ham | 6. Crystal Palace | 6. Tottenham |
| 7. West Ham | 7. Crystal Palace | 7. Who Cares | 7. Everton |
| 8. Stoke City | 8. Tottenham | 8. Who Cares | 8. Southampton |
| 9. Everton | 9. Stoke City | 9. Who Cares | 9. Swansea City |
| 10. Newcastle | 10. Swansea City | 10. Who Cares | 10. Newcastle |
| 11. Southampton | 11. Newcastle | 11. Who Cares | 11. Crystal Palace |
| 12. Swansea City | 12. Everton | 12. Who Cares | 12. West Ham |
| 13. Crystal Palace | 13. Southampton | 13. Who Cares | 13. Stoke City |
| 14. Aston VIlla | 14. Aston Villa | 14. Who Cares | 14. Aston Villa |
| 15. Sunderland | 15. Sunderland | 15. Who Cares | 15. Leicester City |
| 16. West Bromwich | 16. West Bromwich | 16. Who Cares | 16. Norwich City |
| 17. Leicester City | 17. Watford | 17. Who Cares | 17. Sunderland |
| 18. Watford | 18. Leicester City | 18. Sunderland | 18. West Bromwich |
| 19. Bournemouth | 19. Norwich City | 19. Norwich City | 19. Bournemouth |
| 20. Norwich City | 20. Bournemouth | 20. Watford | 20. Watford |
| Kevin | Jack | Devin |
| 1. Chelsea | 1. Chelsea | 1. Chelesa |
| 2. Arsenal | 2. Manchester United | 2. Arsenal |
| 3. Manchester City | 3. Arsenal | 3. Manchester City |
| 4. Machester United | 4. Manchester City | 4. Manchester United |
| 5. Tottenham | 5. Liverpool | 5. Liverpool |
| 6. Liverpool | 6. Tottenham | 6. Who Cares |
| 7. West Ham | 7. West Ham | 7. See Peezy |
| 8. Southampton | 8. Everton | 8. See Peezy |
| 9. Swansea City | 9. Crystal Palace | 9. See Peezy |
| 10. Crystal Palace | 10. Swansea City | 10. See Peezy |
| 11. Stoke City | 11. Newcastle | 11. See Peezy |
| 12. Aston Villa | 12. Stoke City | 12. See Peezy |
| 13. Everton | 13. Southampton | 13. See Peezy |
| 14. Newcastle | 14. West Bromwich | 14. See Peezy |
| 15. West Bromwich | 15. Aston Villa | 15. See Peezy |
| 16. Watford | 16. Watford | 16. See Peezy |
| 17. Sunderland | 17. Sunderland | 17. See Peezy |
| 18. Bournemouth | 18. Bournemouth | 18. Leicester City |
| 19. Leicester City | 19. Leicester City | 19. Norwich City |
| 20. Norwich City | 20. Norwich City | 20. West Bromwich |
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2015-16 We Ain't Got No History Premier League Predictions Series
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