The Daily Hilario: Transfer deadline day before transfer deadline day

SELL SELL SELL:

For most European leagues, the transfer window closes today (Aug.31).  In the UK and Ukraine, the transfer window closes tomorrow.  So while we can buy for another day, most other teams must finish buying playing today.

HERE HE COMES TO SAVE THE DAAAAY:

Amazing save to keep it 2-1 in the Mohamed Salah vs. Juan Cuadrado derby.  Juve have started the season with TWO losses.  And you thought Chelsea's season has sucked.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.30:  National League, 6th vs. 2nd:  Cheltenham Town vs. Wrexham