The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 4

WaFFLe:
BT Blues (2-0-1) vs. dareNevils (0-1-2)
Falcao Punch (1-0-2) vs. Taco Bellerin (3-0-0)
Hawkeye FC (2-0-1) vs. Pickled's Foos (1-0-2)
Haz Mat Suits (0-0-3) vs. DP's All-Stars (3-0-0)
Langers Athletic (1-0-2) vs. What A Load of Ballacks (1-1-1)
THE MLS IS A RETIREMENT LEAGUE (1-0-2) vs. Club Deportivo Real FC Dale United (2-0-1)

PRETTY GOOD:

ENGLAND (all times BST):
12.05:  Championship:  Derby County vs. Leeds United
12.45:  Premier League:  Newcastle United vs. Arsenal
15.00:  League One:  Peterborough United vs. Gillingham
15.00:  Championship:  Sheffield Wednesday vs. Middlesbrough
15.00:  Premier League:  CHELSEA vs. Crystal Palace
15.00:  Premier League:  AFC Bournemouth vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League:  Aston Villa vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League:  Manchester City vs. Watford
15.00:  Premier League:  Stoke City vs. West Bromwich Albion
15.00:  Premier League:  Liverpool vs. West Ham United
17.30:  Premier League:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton

NICE ONE, SPURS:

CONFIRMED: Heung-Min Son signs from Leverkusen subject to work permit & international clearance. #HereComesTheSon pic.twitter.com/aXGhzHwYcE

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) August 28, 2015

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
16.15:  Primeira Liga:  Vitória Setúbal vs. Rio Ave
17.00:  Jupiler League:  OH Leuven vs. STVV
17.00:  Süper Lig:  Gençlerbirligi vs. Kasimpasa
17.30:  Bundesliga:  Bayern Munich vs. Bayer Leverkusen
19.30:  La Liga:  Barcelona vs. Málaga
19.45:  Serie A:  AC Milan vs. Empoli
21.30:  La Liga:  Real Madrid vs. Real Betis