The Daily Hilario: Mamma mia!

LIKE, BRO!

Usain's way too chill about this.  That's a double Achilles rupture on another day.  [Reverse angle of the collision.]

LIKE, UPPER 90!

Are good BVB here to stay?

THIBAUTING:

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.30:  Jose Mourinho press conference (LIVE)
19.00:  U21 Premier League, 5th vs. 6th:  Norwich City U21 vs. CHELSEA U21
19.00:  Eredivisie, 14th vs. 11th:  Willem II vs. NEC (Todd Kane)
19.30:  La Liga:  Villareal vs. Espanyol
19.30:  Bundesliga:  Wolfsburg vs. Schalke 04
19.30:  Ligue 1, 20th vs. 13th:  Guingamp vs. Olympique Marseille
19.45:  Championship, 22nd vs. 23rd:  Blackburn Rovers vs. Bolton Wanderers