The Daily Hilario: It's a chopper, baby

ZED'S DEAD, BABY, ZED'S DEAD:

Never be afraid to slow down. #BeTheBoss pic.twitter.com/bCWsDHGBcU

— Raul Meireles (@OficialMeireles) August 25, 2015

MRLSH, still as cool as the other side of the pillow.

YEAH THAT'S NICE BUT ISN'T THIS DANGEROUS PLAY?

Thauvin just missed a winner against Man United on the weekend.  Looking like a great signing for Newcastle so far.

LOL, OF COURSE

BREAKING: Sky Sources: De Bruyne's representatives have held talks with Bayern Munich about potential move at end of season #SSNHQ

— Sky Sports News HQ (@SkySportsNewsHQ) August 25, 2015

Vintage Bundesliga.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.30:  WSL Cup:  Chelsea LFC vs. Millwall Lionesses
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 2nd round:  Barnsley vs. Everton
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Bayer Leverkusen vs. Lazio (0-1 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  CSKA Moscow vs. Sporting Lisbon (1-2 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  APOEL vs. Astana (0-1 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Club Brugge vs. Manchester United (1-3 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Partizen vs. BATE (0-1 agg.)