The Daily Hilario: Make it a double

ONE POINT SAVED:

TWO POINTS SAVED:

SURPRISED THIS HASN'T HAPPENED BEFORE:

Milan have assigned a bodyguard for Balotelli to oversee him [Sky's Di Marzio].

— Milan Fans ★ (@MilanEye) August 24, 2015

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Dinamo Zagreb vs. Skënderbeu Korçë (2-1 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Malmö FF vs. Celtic (2-3 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Maccabi Tel Aviv vs. FC Basel (2-2 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  Shakhtar Donetsk vs. Rapid Wien (1-0 agg.)
19.45:  Champions League, playoffs, 2nd leg:  AS Monaco vs. Valencia (1-3 agg.)
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 2nd round:  Hartlepool United vs. AFC Bournemouth
19.45:  Capital One Cup, 2nd round:  Luton Town vs. Stoke City