The Daily Hilario: You knew all along, didn't you?

Yes, yes I did.

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Thursday sucks, BRING ME A POGBA!  STAT!

Nice one, Mr. Tinkerman:

BREAKING: #lcfc have signed @GokhanInler from @sscnapoli. #WelcomeGokhan pic.twitter.com/hqhWguyL1Y

— Leicester City (@LCFC) August 19, 2015

Nice one, Nouveau Château:

IT'S OFFICIAL! @FlorianThauvin has signed for Newcastle United! #NUFC pic.twitter.com/VgnjABvmNe

— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) August 19, 2015

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
18.00:  Europa League, playoffs, 1st leg:  Ajax Amsterdam vs. Jablonec
19.00:  Europa League, playoffs, 1st leg:  Atromitos Athens vs. Fenerbahce
19.15:  Europa League, playoffs, 1st leg:  MŠK Žilina vs. Athletic Bilbao
19.30:  Europa League, playoffs, 1st leg:  Odd Grenland vs. BVB
20.00:  Europa League, playoffs, 1st leg:  Lech Poznań vs. Videoton
20.00:  Europa League, playoffs, 1st leg:  Southampton vs. Midtjylland