The Daily Hilario: Rowdy; Chelsea LFC; Super Cups

BUT WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE STAREDOWN?

UFC 190 tonight.  Apparently I might have to end up spending the $60 on this.  Not sure when the wife got into this.  Dammit, Ronda Rousey.

ROWDY, THE ORIGINAL:

Roddy Piper, from back when wrestling was still cool.  RIP.

CHELSEA LADIES:

The big trophy up for grabs this weekend at Wembely, it's Women's FA Cup final time.  Chelsea LFC vs. Notts County LFC, live on Chelsea TV at 15.00 BST.  Be there, or be like me who has prior commitments.

PAGING HAZ MAT:

Please sign up for the WaFFLe, slacker.  The other 11 teams are waiting on you.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.45:  Scottish Premier League, opening weekend:  Celtic vs. Ross County
13.30:  Friendly:  Newcastle United vs. Gladbach
15.00:  Friendly:  Leeds United vs. Everton
15.00:  Women's FA Cup:  CHELSEA LFC vs. Notts County LFC
16.00:  Friendly:  Stuttgart vs. Manchester City
18.00:  Friendly:  Olympique Marseille vs. Juventus
19.00:  MLS, 7th(E) vs. 6th(E):  NYCFC vs. Montreal Impact
19.30:  DFL-Supercup:  Wolfsburg vs. Bayern Munich
20.00:  French Super Cup:  PSG vs. Olympique Lyonnais
22.30:  Brasileirao, 7th vs. 6th:  Fluminense vs. Grêmio