The Daily Hilario: Football all day

CATCHY SONG OF THE DAY:

Stuck in my head all day.  Thanks, Rob Schneider's daughter.

GO ON, IL FARAONE!

Le premier but d'El Shaarawy sous les couleurs de Monaco #ASMPSV pic.twitter.com/bWvDyhFxKc

— Infos Foot (@_InfosFootball) July 17, 2015

Debut goal, though just a friendly.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
08.00:  Friendly:  Manchester City vs. Melbourne City
10.00:  ICC:  AS Roma vs. Real Madrid
11.00:  PL Asia Trophy, third place:  Stoke City vs. Singapore All-Stars
12.30:  Friendly:  Bayern Munich vs. Valencia
13.30:  PL Asia Trophy, final:  Everton vs. Arsenal
17.00:  Friendly:  Gladbach vs. Rennes
17.00:  Friendly:  Paris FC vs. AS Monaco
18.30:  WSL, 3rd vs. 1st:  Sunderland WFC vs. CHELSEA LFC
19.45:  Friendly:  Olympique Lyonnais vs. AC Milan
22.00:  Gold Cup, quarterfinal:  USA vs. Cuba
22.30:  Brasilerão, 15th vs. 4th:  Flamengo vs. Grêmio
00.30 (next day):  MLS, 6th(E) vs. 9th(E):  New England vs. NYCFC
01.00 (next day):  Gold Cup, quarterfinal:  Haiti vs. Jamaica
01.30 (next day):  ICC:  Benfica vs. PSG
04.00 (next day):  Friendly:  Sacramento Republic FC vs. Newcastle United