The Daily Hilario: More than three, less than five seasons

MASSAGE:

I had a massage for the first time ever in my life.  It was a Swedish massage.  On the island of Nevis.  In the Caribbean.  At the Four Seasons.

Swag.

PALACE OF CRYSTALS:

Palace sign #PSG Cabaye for club-record £10m rising to £13m. Chairman @CEO4TAG says 9am announcement. More to come for #CPFC this summer too

— David Ornstein (@bbcsport_david) July 9, 2015

SHERLOCK!

DOCTOR WHO!

Arya Stark!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.30:  Friendly:  RZ Pellets WAC vs. Schalke 04
18.30:  Friendly:  Vitesse vs. Dundee United
19.45:  Friendly:  Monaco vs. Dinamo Moscow
19.45:  Friendly:  Celtic vs. Real Sociedad
23.00:  Gold Cup:  Honduras vs. Panama
01.30 (next day):  Goal Cup:  USA vs. Haiti