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DAY OF DAYS:

Well, I'm off to St. Kitts to drink rum, get some sun, and get eaten by tropical bugs.  All at the same time, presumably.  Let's see how this in-flight Wi-Fi works out...

ETO'O HAS A STANDARD GOODBYE FORM:

LOL.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.00:  Champions League, 1st qual. round, first leg:  B36 Tórshavn vs. The New Saints
00.00 (next day):  Women's World Cup, semifinal:  Japan vs. England
00.30 (next day):  US Open Cup, 5th round:  New York Red Bull vs. New York Cosmos
01.30 (next day):  US Open Cup, 5th round:  Sporting KC vs. Dallas
02.00 (next day):  Brasileirão, 5th vs. 13th:  Grêmio vs. Cruzeiro
02.30 (next day):  Int'l Friendly:  Honduras vs. Mexico
03.00 (next day):  US Open Cup, 5th round:  Real Salt Lake vs. Portland Timbers
03.30 (next day):  US Open Cup, 5th round:  San Jose Earthquakes vs. LA Galaxy