STAR WARS DAY:
Was yesterday. (May the 4th be with you, etc, etc, etc.) But I always liked the bad guys better (especially Admiral Thrawn), so we celebrate today.
EARLY FALLON d'FLOOR NOMINEE:
Of course, the best part is that I think he actually did get kicked — when Coquelin clears the ball, he probably gets a good chunk of Elmohamady's foot — but the reaction is just out of this world insane. And he got a free kick out of it, too!
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: Champions League, semifinal, first leg: Juventus vs. Real Madrid