The Daily Hilario: Here's to feeling good all the time

WESTVLETEREN XII:

And so, the bottle caps were off.  Well, single bottle cap was off.  The heavenly mana poured out into an inappropriate glass.  Glorious.  Promptly consumed, with the utmost enjoyment and bliss.

Champions.

Here's to feeling good, all the time.

How did you celebrate?

GO ON, TINTIN!

De Bruyne has now 20 assists this #Bundesliga season, which equals the assist record held by #Ribery and #Misimovic.

— Soccerstand (@Soccerstand) May 3, 2015

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.05:  U21 Premier League, 10th vs. 6th:  Fulham U21 vs. CHELSEA U21
14.00:  FA Women's Cup, semifinal:  CHELSEA LFC vs. Manchester City WFC
19.45:  Serie A, 18th vs. 20th:  Cagliari vs. Parma
20.00:  Premier League, 16th vs. 3rd:  Hull City vs. Arsenal