The Daily Hilario: The Champ is here

MONEY:

I decided I cared enough to listen to the fight on BBC 5 Live.  Sounded exciting, if a bit one-sided.  Here's a Vine that, as far as I can tell, just about sums up the unanimous decision after 12 rounds.

Nope.  Nice try.  But nope.

The favorite also won at the Kentucky Derby.

May the favorite win today as well.  I'm ready to celebrate!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.30:  Premier League, 1st vs. 12th:  CHELSEA vs. Crystal Palace
16.00:  Premier League, 6th vs. 2nd:  Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester City
19.45:  Serie A, 4th vs. 10th:  Napoli vs. AC Milan
20.00:  Ligue 1, 11th vs. 2nd:  Nantes vs. PSG
00.00 (next day):  MLS, 8th(E) vs. 3rd(W):  New York City vs. Seattle Sounders