The Daily Hilario: Weekend of weekends

THREE-DAY WEEKEND:

The Friday before Memorial Day got me like #LVG #FridayVibes #BYE pic.twitter.com/9Dwnlz2rPH

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) May 22, 2015

Speaking of Men in Blazers, this is the greatest After the Pies segment yet!  And I don't even much care for Mumford & Sons.

DAVID LUIZ VIRGINITY UPDATE: Actually, not.

BYE, CARLO:

The meeting between Florentino & Ancelotti's agent just ended. Ancelotti's contract with Real Madrid has been terminated. [@DiMarzio]

— Real Madrid Info (@RMadridInfo) May 22, 2015

Apparently he's contemplating a return to AC Milan now.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 7th vs. 8th:  BVB vs. Werder Bremen
14.30:  Bundesliga, 11th vs. 4th:  Eintracht Frankfurt vs. Bayer Leverkusen
14.30:  Bundesliga:  3rd vs. 6th:  Gladbach vs. Augsburg
14.30:  Bundesliga:  17th vs. 5th:  HSV vs. Schalke 04
17.00:  Serie A, 1st vs. 4th:  Juventus vs. Napoli
17.30:  La Liga, 1st vs. 17th:  Barcelona vs. Deportivo La Coruña
17.30:  La Liga, 16th vs. 3rd:  Granada vs. Atlético Madrid
17.30:  La Liga:  19th vs. 4th:  Almería vs. Valencia
17.30:  La Liga:  8th vs. 5th:  Málaga vs. Sevilla
17.30:  League Two, promotion playoffs, final:  Southend United vs. Wycombe Wanderers
19.30:  La Liga, 2nd vs. 14th:  Real Madrid vs. Getafe
19.45:  Serie A, 6th vs. 8th:  Genoa vs. Internazionale