The Daily Hilario: Bye, Dave; bye, Carlo?

BYE, DAVE:

Here's the LAST TOP 10, featuring a ton of regulars and celebrities, etc, including Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Murray and Jim Carrey's beard and Julia's double-burn.

PLEASELETTHISBETRUETROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOO:

.@filippomricci confirms that Ancelotti is sacked and Rafa Benítez will replace him.

— Rafael Hernández (@RafaelH117) May 20, 2015

ADEBAYOR'S STORY GETS EVEN MORE INSANE:

He posted Part 3 on his FB account.  It's crazy, to say the least.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
17.30:  Eredivisie, EL qualifier playoffs, semifinal, first leg:  Heerenveen vs. Feyenoord
19.45:  Eredivisie, EL qualifier playoffs, semifinal, first leg:  PEC Zwolle vs. Vitesse