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For Sale: Terrifying Chelsea 'Chucky' dolls

Are you a demented human being who loves both Chelsea FC and scarring little children for life? Well, you're in luck. For the low low price of only $45 you can own your very own Chelsea doll.


Buy all six and ruin your child's dreams for a lifetime. Don't have that kind of cash? That's okay. If you have to pick only one to truly inflict severe emotional damage it has to be this cuddly Diego Costa doll:


We expect several Premier League defenders to buy a Costa death doll simply to try and overcome their deep anxiety of facing the real life monster.

Make sure you buy as many as possible. Then burn them so no child has to experience this hellishness in their pure little lives.

(h/t Fusion)

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