The Daily Hilario: There is no cow level

MOOO:

Citizens of Sanctuary: Please remain calm. There is no cow level. - Management (http://t.co/dbv3DCdOyD) pic.twitter.com/RTN3fJEOC1

— Diablo (@Diablo) May 14, 2015

I haven't found it yet.  Many others have.  Though I've only played for about an hour since it's gone live.  Happy 3rd birthday, Diablo 3.  Still kicking like a newborn game!  Sort of.

IN OTHER NEWS:

TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO | SB Nation
Good job, horsey.

Luis Suarez suffers hamstring injury | SB Nation
He's got three weeks to get healthy (because the final is REALLY late this season).

Sadio Mane scored the fastest hat-trick in PL history | SB Nation
Whoa.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
13.30:  Eredivisie, 5th vs. 12th:  Vitesse vs. Utrecht
13.30:  Premier League, 8th vs. 2nd:  Swansea City vs. Manchester City
16.00:  Premier League, 4th vs. 3rd:  Manchester United vs. Arsenal
18.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 1st:  Atlético Madrid vs. Barcelona
18.00:  La Liga, 9th vs. 2nd:  Espanyol vs. Real Madrid
19.45:  Serie A, 3rd vs. 14th:  AS Roma vs. Udinese