The Daily Hilario: Ballack joins Twitter, Deflategate, and other things of note

HELLLOOOOOO, NURSE!

Delighted to have joined @twitter, this is my official account

— Michael Ballack (@Ballack) May 7, 2015

Of course it's a black shirt.  Since Johnny Cash, no man has worn a black shirt better than Michael Ballack.

IN OTHER NEWS:

DEFLATEGATE | SB Nation
Oh look, cheaters cheating cheatingly.  Quelle surprise!

One of my favorite punchlines ever on The Daily Show.

Trailers for new FOX TV shows | The Verge
Lucifer and Minority Report actually look decent?

LEGO needs to make this | The Verge
Like, RIGHT. NOW.  TAKE MY MONEYS!

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