The Daily Hilario: Wine & tactics

FARRRRRR OUT, MAN:

You may have seen this funny image making the rounds on Saturday:

SPOTTED: A bottle of wine on Van Gaal's notes could be the reason for United's pitch slips... #CRYMUN pic.twitter.com/8mgtL9TDRW

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) May 9, 2015

Sadly, it seems that LVG wasn't already picking out a good deal on his post-match wine (with which he will enjoy tonight's Chelsea-Liverpool contest).  Crystal Palace's team sheet is apparently sponsored by Farr Vintners.

Re. that piece of paper with a bottle of wine on it Van Gaal had, it is an advert featured on the teamsheet at Palace. #mufc

— Samuel Luckhurst (@samuelluckhurst) May 9, 2015

Just another example of why you should never trust still images of bench shots, reaction shots, and the like.

ZLATAN WHO?

According to reddit, this is from the German 4th division.

CANELO vs. KIRKLAND:
If last week's "Big Fight" bored you to tears, watch this one.  Wowza.

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.15:  League One, promotion playoff semifinal, 2nd leg:  Preston North End vs. Chesterfield (1-0 agg.)
13.30:  Premier League, 2nd vs. 20th:  Manchester city vs. QPR
16.00:  Premier League, 1st vs. 5th:  CHELSEA vs. Liverpool
16.30:  Bundesliga, 12th vs. 6th:  1.FC Köln vs. Schalke 04
18.00:  Women's Super League:  Manchester City WFC vs. CHELSEA LFC
19.45:  Serie A, 3rd vs. 8th:  Lazio vs. Internazionale
19.45:  League Two, promotion playoff semifinal, 1st leg:  Stevenage vs. Southend United
20.00:  Ligue 1, 4th vs. 3rd:  Olympique Marseille vs. AS Monaco