The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 31-ish

WaFFLe:
3rd vs. 9th:  Avalanche vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
7th vs. 12th:  Langers Athletic vs. West Staines Massiv
5th vs. 6th:  B Tret vs. Haz Mat Suits
10th vs. 8th:  Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz vs. Dynamo Hawkeye
2nd vs. 1st:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs. Cahill for Jesus
11th vs. 4th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. DP's All-Stars

It's 2nd vs. 1st this week, with the two teams separated just by points scored.

Exciting!

ENGLAND (all times BST):
11.00:  U18 Premier League, 2nd Phase:  CHELSEA U18 vs. Middlesbrough U18
12.45:  Premier League:  Arsenal vs. Liverpool
15.00:  Premier League:  Everton vs. Southampton
15.00:  Premier League:  Leicester City vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League:  Manchester United vs. Aston Villa
15.00:  Premier League:  Swansea City vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League:  WBA vs. QPR
17.30:  Premier League:  CHELSEA vs. Stoke City

BREKT:

Also, worst announcer ever of the day.

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
11.30:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 5th:  Roma vs. Napoli
14.00:  Serie A, 11th vs. 8th:  Palermo vs. AC Milan
16.00:  Ligue 1, 10th vs. 2nd:  Guingamp vs. Olympique Lyonnais
17.00:  La Liga, 20th vs. 4th:  Cordoba v.s Atletico Madrid
17.30:  Eredivisie, 5th vs. 11th:  Vitesse vs. Groningen
17.30:  Bundesliga. 10th vs. 1st:  BVB vs. Bayern Munich