The Daily Hilario: Night shift

Working a night shift today.  Started a few hours ago.  A few more hours to go.

All y'all better entertain me!

FOOTBALL (all times BST):
12.30:  Jose Mourinho press conference (LIVE)
15.00:  Championship, 3rd vs. 22nd:  Middlesbrough vs. Wigan Athletic
17.15:  Championship, 6th vs. 1st:  Ipswich Town vs. AFC Bournemouth
18.00:  Fortuna Liga, 8th vs. 3rd:  DAC vs. Spartak Trnava
19.30:  Ligue 1, 4th vs. 5th:  AS Monaco vs. ASSE
19.45:  La Liga, 14th vs. 11th:  Eibar vs. Rayo Vallecano
19.45:  Championship, 5th vs. 2nd:  Derby County vs. Watford