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The Daily Hilario: Matchday 34-ish

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Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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WaFFLe:
3rd vs. 9th:  Avalanche vs. Cesc-y Jonjo Shnoz
1st vs. 5th:  Mother Hen Mourinho vs B Tret
11th vs. 6th:  In Hazardous Kompany vs. Langers Athletic
4th vs. 10th:  DP's All-Stars vs. Silent James & the Falcao Punch
2nd vs. 12th:  Cahill for Jesus vs. West Staines Massiv
7th vs. 8th:  Dynamo Hawkeye vs. Haz Mat Suits

The top 4 has remained the same for a few weeks now.  Not much longer to go until the playoffs!

BEER OF THE WEEK: Trappist Rochefort 10 -- going big for the big weekend.  The only thing better than two Belgians (like Hazard & Courtois), is a quadrupel Belgian!  I have a bottle of Westvleteren XII in my cellar for when we win the title.  The Rochefort 10 seems appropriate as we build up to the that.

ENGLAND (all times BST):
12.15:  Championship, 20th vs. 1st:  Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Watford
12.45:  Premier League, 7th vs. 6th:  Southampton vs. Tottenham Hotspur
15.00:  Championship, 18th vs. 3rd:  Fulham vs. Middlesbrough
15.00:  Championship, 21st vs. 4th:  Rotherham United vs. Norwich City
15.00:  Premier League, 20th vs. 18th:  Burnley vs. Leicester City
15.00:  Premier League, 11th vs. 17th:  Crystal Palace vs. Hull City
15.00:  Premier League, 14th vs. 8th:  Newcastle United vs. Swansea City
15.00:  Premier League, 19th vs. 10th:  QPR vs. West Ham United
15.00:  Premier League, 9th vs. 16th:  Stoke City vs. Sunderland
15.00:  Premier League, 13th vs. 5th:  WBA vs. Liverpool
17.30:  Premier League, 4th vs. 15th:  Manchester City vs. Aston Villa

WHOA:

That's pretty great.

ELSEWHERE (all times BST):
14.30:  Bundesliga, 10th vs. 11th:  BVB vs. Eintracht Frankfurt
15.00:  La Liga, 10th vs. 1st:  Espanyol vs. Barcelona
16.00:  Ligue 1, 2nd vs. 8th:  PSG vs. Lille
17.00:  La Liga, 3rd vs. 14th:  Atlético Madrid vs. Elche
17.00:  Serie A, 15th vs. 9th:  Udinese vs. AC Milan
17.30:  Bundesliga, 1st vs. 13th:  Bayern Munich vs. Hertha Berlin
19.45:  Serie A, 10th vs. 3rd:  Internazionale vs. AS Roma