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WHOA, WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
The only way April Fools could be worse is if it happened on a Thursday. So this is pretty much as close as it gets to that.
Urrrrghhhhh.
BEFORE THE RED CARD:
€31.5m FOR DANILO:
Goodbye Porto, hello Real Madrid!
THE BILL BELICHICK OFFSEASON SIMULATOR
A Jon Bois production. You will probably fail, but that's because you're not Bill Belichick.
WHICH SPORTS PEOPLE COULD YOU BEAT IN A FIGHT?
The international break has hit all of SBN pretty hard, apparently.
SPACE-TIME IS BROKEN:
This is why Doc Brown warned us about messing with the space-time continuum http://t.co/abYmvNdHoH pic.twitter.com/PUAZPQfSJr
— SB Nation (@SBNation) April 1, 2015
FOOTBALL (all times BST):
19.45: League One, 17th vs. 22nd: Coventry City vs. Leyton Orient