The Daily Hilario: To the Cup Museum with you!

GAME FACE:

You there.  Yes, you.  Stop your celebrations.  It's back to business as usual.  No more little horsing around!  Back to the daily grind.

Which in this case means off-topic crap.  So I guess more celebrations?

It's only the League Cup though.  Now I want more shiny shinies.  BIGGER shiny shinies.  More important shiny shinies.  ALL THE SHINY SHINIES!  GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME (...a man after midnight?...)  Dammit, ABBA.

IN OTHER NEWS:

Confessions Of A Save Scummer | RPS
It's ok, we've all been there.  Back in CM01/02, you'd just hit the 'x' in the top corner or end the task.

A 2004-05 Chelsea season retrospective | WAGNH
I'd like to draw your attention to this FanShot, which links a pretty good rundown of Mourinho's first season at Chelsea.  And if you're in the mood for such things, might I also recommend our own feature on the same thing.

Lukas Podolski with the worst corner in all of football history | SB Nation
You might think I'm exaggerating.  I assure you, I'm not.

HIS NAME IS DOST, BAS DOST:

The resurrection of Bas Dost continues unabated: 14 gls in last 9 games (an international call-up is surely imminent) pic.twitter.com/Cc3Vy9rYtN

— Mohamed Moallim (@iammoallim) March 1, 2015

FOOTBALL (all times GMT):
19.00:  U21 Premier League, 6th vs. 3rd:  Liverpool U21 vs. Chelsea U21
19.45:  Serie A, 2nd vs. 1st:  AS Roma vs. Juventus